My precocious child...don't know where she gets it from!

• She needs three stories because she's three years old.
• She wants to eat three "breakfast hot dogs" (pigs in a blanket) because she has three cousins.
• At school, she MUST SIT ON THE LETTER M on the apple tree carpet. If she doesn't? Loses her business completely.
• She organizes her shoes to display them for our friends when we have guests.
• She's a different princess every day, often every few minutes. "Can I be Belle?" There are more costume changes in this house on an average evening then in most plays!
• Her shoes must match her outfit.
• Her hair-ties (yes, I call them hair-ties--whatever you call them, ponytail holders?) must match her shirt.
• She prefers dresses/skirts most days.
• She picks out MY shoes.
• If she messes up an art project, such as pressing too hard and ripping the paper, she will cry hysterically and throw the paper away.
• Her teacher starts her first on art projects because she is more meticulous than anyone else in the classroom.
• Her dancing is hilarious--picture Elaine from Seinfeld sticking out her thumbs.
• Her new nickname for me is "Mama Booty Pincher" as I tell her I'm going to pinch her booty to make her giggle.
• She makes us rock her on the floor every night after stories, but before she climbs into bed.
• Every night, she empties the contents of her toy box when she is supposed to be sleeping. Every morning, I make her help me put it all back away. It's a vicious cycle really.
• She wants to know everyone's name and relationship. Everyone. I honestly can't tell you about the lady that just walked past us in the grocery store, Mag, sorry.
• She won't watch regular TV--movies only. She calls them "moonies." She's killing us with Pocahontas 2 right now. Have you ever seen that crap? Terrible.
• Every day when you pick her up and ask her what she did at school, she replies "I shared with my friends!"

Oh, my sweet Maggie love!